()||<Speaker>The Griffin City Guide to Life on the Southern Hemisphere - The VA11 Hall-A Bar</Speaker>:Author: Lana Smithee
()||:Still complaining about the boring life in Griffin City and only able to make friends with vending machines? Then you should know more about the VA-11-Hall-A Bar. Though it's tucked away in an inconspicuous alley and it constantly smells of strange cleaning solutions, anyone will be deeply enthralled by its atmosphere once you find it and go inside.
()||:The bar's owner (Jill) is quite a positive person and always full of insights about life. You can tell her your deepest worries without having to worry about them making the papers the next day. If your heart is full of things that you just can't pour out anywhere else, then VA-11's repertoire of drinks from the light and pleasing Sugar Rush to the Gut Punch that'll make you give thanks for your life is waiting for you.
()||:It should be noted that if the sole bartender (Gillian) is actually doing her job properly, then the boss Jill would not be making drinks for people behind the counter. Jill dislikes people asking her about that.