()||<Speaker>VA11 Hall-A Employees Actually Accomplices In The Rebellion!?</Speaker>:Author: Lana Smithee
()||:The White Knight Rebellion has gradually calmed down, but the official statement on the matter is quite surprising. The government has announced that the operator of the VA-11 Hall-A bar Julianne Stingray (AKA Jill) and the bartender she employed called Gillian (alias of our former reporter Gr G28) were responsible for sheltering the mastermind behind this rebellion, "Anna Graem". The Augmented Eye has always insisted on providing accurate and high-quality reporting to our readers and we severely condemn the position assumed by the government's media messaging. In addition, Gr G28 has already resigned from our paper and The Augmented Eye takes no responsibility for her actions or statements.
()||:—You all know what's going on already, there were so many people there and everyone saw it! If you want to ignore the facts then go right ahead, Chief Editor, I know that the reviewers are all underpaid and overworked interns. If this paragraph isn't cut, then that means my gamble paid off!
()||:(The article is signed with a hand-written capital "K".)